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Jul.02.2008 Ashlee simpson pregnant, large-breasted, kind of retarded looking


From..I dunno, a farm let’s say.

I have many problems with this image. For one, pregnant nipples: I don’t know whether to suckle them for eroticism or hunger. Two, what is that shit on her head? It’s like a rope or some sort of Native American princess crown. And three, she’s huge. Isn’t she like…a month pregnant? She’s built like a hippopotamus who is not only hungry, but also hungry. Ugh. Babies. Stop ravishing the youth of my starlets. YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM SCARLETT JOHANSSON . SO HELP ME. SHE’S NOT BUILT TO BOUNCE BACK FROM SUCH THINGS.

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