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Jun.30.2008 Miley Cyrus wants you to eat her penis-shaped gummy treats



Hrm.

Is there anything this girl does that isn’t sexual on either a subtle or overt level? The only way this is acceptable is if there was a surplus of gummy penises that this company got on the cheap, so they put pink food-coloring on them and said, “Eh, kids are idiots.” Because I can totally relate to wanting to save money and find new uses for gummy penises. I made my surplus of penis gummies into an affordable yet suitably squishy sex doll!

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7 Responses to “Miley Cyrus wants you to eat her penis-shaped gummy treats”

  1. Song & Link: June 30th « DannyPress.org on June 30th, 2008 1:15 pm

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  3. Miley Cyrus Penis-Shaped Candy « The Life of Ennui Prayer on June 30th, 2008 3:11 pm

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  5. Spork Fu » Why Don’t You Have A Seat Over There? on June 30th, 2008 8:25 pm

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  6. babyrox on November 24th, 2008 9:13 pm

    i love miley cyrus…she is the best…

  7. kyle on December 14th, 2008 4:21 pm

    ohh id eat those any day bb

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