Jun.18.2008 The Rock loves the Cock
I’d be lying if I said I weren’t writing this post just for that headline. Anyway, Dwayne “The Not Rock” Johnson said kissing Steve Carell was fantastic.
Who would have guessed that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson would go from wrestling the world’s best to kissing a man for money? And Johnson actually enjoyed the experience.
“One of the skills I had to learn and become proficient in is kissing a man. I had never kissed a man,” he told Pop Tarts at the Los Angeles premiere of “Get Smart” on Monday evening. “Will Smith did it in his movies, so did Jake Gyllenhaal, and I figured it was my time. So it was me and [Steve] Carell — fantastic.”
Carell (aka Maxwell Smart) fails to escape Johnson as Agent 23 during a fight scene toward the end of the flick, so he uses lip-locking as his ultimate weapon of defense.
Yes, what a stretch. A man goes from rolling around on a mat with other sweaty men and doing interviews about shining objects up and shoving them in someone’s rectum to liking kissing a man. Wow. Stunner. Did you know that parrots often enjoy the flavor of a cracker? Will wonders ever cease?
I think any man would probably kiss Steve Carell though. Gosh he’s so funny. So smart. Hair always well done. And he has a surprisingly taut body. Yeah, that’s the kind of man you can really see yourself with. Mmm. Make love to me Steve. That’s what he said. Tee hee.
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