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Jun.17.2008 Angelina Jolie is so cool.


The hype for Angelina Jolie’s summer blockbuster Wanted is going into full swing and it all seems to focus on how “cool” she and her lovah Brad Pitt are.

“It’s a little intimidating, someone like her who is presented as a goddess. [But] it takes, like, 30 seconds and you figure out she’s just a cool woman,” Wanted actor Thomas Kretschmann said at the film’s press day Monday.

The German actor, who plays an assassin in the action flick out June 27, also described Jolie as “a cool mommy.”

But Jolie isn’t the only “cool” person in her household. Costar Common calls Brad Pitt “a good dude.”

“We hung out and he was a cool cat,” said the rapper-turned-actor.

Well well well isn’t everyone just sooooooo cool? Ooh we’re all rich and attractive, look how COOL we are. I feel like there was a gun to the head of Common and that Nazi dude by Brad and Angelina’s publicist who was like, “They’re being seen as too mother/fatherly, let’s push how COOL and AWESOME they are even though they adopt children covered in sand.” Whatever.

I guess she is pretty cool for a mom though. Anyone who’d let me suckle on ample bosoms like that is pretty cool in my book. I’d probably breastfeed until I was 26 if I were her kid. Though I guess it’d be awkward if you beat off while gaining sustenance. Believe me, I did it in a California Pizza Kitchen once. It was not well-received.

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