Jun.12.2008 Lindsay Lohan’s stomach is having problems
Apparently it’s for a movie role but I say it’s NOT.
I think a lot of people are going to overreact (keeping in mind we’re pretending that Lindsay Lohan has that bump for real and not for a movie role) but I think you have to applaud her courage. In our society, we tend to ostracize women for the choices they make. We claim that glass ceilings are no longer in place, but one needn’t look further than the media’s spin on the first viable female Presidential candidate and the “no you can’t” attitude perpetuated by them towards her campaign. So I salute Lindsay Lohan today and am proud of her. If she wants to be an Ethiopian, then dammit, we need to support her! I congratulate you on your newfound heritage Lindsay!
[More fakesies baby bump photos at WWTDD]
What I love about Lindsay Lohan, aside from nothing, is that you could probably punch her in the face three or four times during sex before she complained about it. To be safe, punch number 4 should always be of the “donkey” variety, so her sudden burst of morals doesn’t keep you from finishing. If she does make you get off her, don’t fret; a Super Big Gulp cup filled with lukewarm water will be just as nice.