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Jun.06.2008 Now you know what to insert into a woman


Via the incorrigible lads at Hugging Harold Reynolds comes this video from Fox in Philadelphia. Women need help with dates so how can they correct this situation? Insert something inside of themselves apparently.

Okay so I get that it’s something that should be put in the woman’s ears, but why stop there? I think to really get a woman’s life on point, she needs all types of things inserted into her (even beyond my genitals). Matchbox cars, television remotes, tubes of cookie dough, swords…these are all things that would really fit well inside a woman. Oh, yeah, I guess they probably wouldn’t “help” a woman. More like it would entertain me. In theory. I’d probably actually be pretty sickened if I saw a woman insert a sword into herself. Hmm. I didn’t think this through too far.

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