Jun.02.2008 Lindsay Lohan can’t keep her skirt down
From the MTV Movie Awards…
On the plus side, she’s wearing underwear. On the down side, she’s wearing underwear.
Perhaps that’s how Lindsay ends up in all these less-than-desirable male entanglements. She physically can’t keep her skirt down. So maybe instead of bashing her for whorishness, you should empathize with her pain. She has a serious disability that makes her skirt fly upwardly at the drop of a hat. Which is why the paparazzi are always wearing hats, I presume. Hats with little cards in them that say “Press”. And they say things like, “What’s the scoop, dame?” Oh celebrity photo stalkers, you’re such cards.
[Photojack from the Daily Mail]
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