May.30.2008 Sex and the City opens today
OMG LADIESSSSSS IT IS THE DAY WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FORRRRRR. Carrie, Samantha, that dykey one who’s actually a dyke, and the kind of cute brunette whose character sucks are all back for one last romp filled with shoes, sex with guys way too hot for them, and boredom. But the good news…Sarah Jessica Parker turns in the finest equestrian performance since that horse that played Seabiscuit.
And fortunately, if people say it, a Web site is made for it. Meet SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse.com, arguably THE source for all your SJP/horse comparison photos. It seems extra timely since today, everywhere I look is Sarah Jessica Parker’s neighing face, taunting me. “GO SEE MY MOVIE EEEEEHHHAWWWWWW”…wait is that a donkey? “BRRRRR SEE MY MOVIE”…hmm, might be more of a cold horse. I dunno, fuck you guys, you know how a horse sounds.
Anyway enjoy the movies bitches and homos.
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like she forgot to take off the witch’s mask prosthetics from last Halloween.