May.28.2008 Rachael Ray is behind 9/11
You may think Rachael Ray is innocent but me and the Conservative bloggers know otherwise…this bitch is a TERRORIST.
Does Dunkin’ Donuts really think its customers could mistake Rachael Ray for a terrorist sympathizer? The Canton-based company has abruptly canceled an ad in which the domestic diva wears a scarf that looks like a keffiyeh, a traditional headdress worn by Arab men.
more stories like thisSome observers, including ultra-conservative Fox News commentator Michelle Malkin, were so incensed by the ad that there was even talk of a Dunkin’ Donuts boycott.
‘‘The keffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad,’’ Malkin yowls in her syndicated column.
‘‘Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant and not-so-ignorant fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons.’’
The company at first pooh-poohed the complaints, claiming the black-and-white wrap was not a keffiyeh. But the right-wing drumbeat on the blogosphere continued and by yesterday, Dunkin’ Donuts decided it’d be easier just to yank the ad.
Fuckin’ a, thank God for Michelle Malkin bringing this to light because I knew from the first minute I saw Rachael Ray that this bitch was a terrorist. Only instead of planes and violence, she uses fatty foods and an obnoxious Rosie O’Donnell-like quality (only with slightly less vag munching, I think) to tear us all apart.
It also kind of annoys me that she’s always all over products I buy, like my Wheat Thins. Ironically, they’re reduced fat, and I’m pretty sure Rachael Ray’s never reduced any sort of fat in her life. She’s built like a professional wrestler from the early 80s, like before they had to all be in shape and roided up. Anyway, go fuck yourself Rachael “Iron Sheik” Ray.
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