May.28.2008 Pete Wentz is a silly goose

From…I dunno, somewhere in America probably.

Oh man, how ridiculous! That’s not a phone at all! Haha oh man Pete Wentz you are truly ingenious with the way you turn typical paparazzi photos onto its ear!

Just FYI cookies cannot be used as cell phones. Unless you’re some sort of cookie-based monster. Then, fuck it, all the rules are out the window. You’re blue and you eat nothing but cookies. Logic went out the window a long time ago, didn’t it?

[Awesomeness thieved from INF Daily]

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