May.23.2008 Denise Richards is displeased.
Note, I just wrote a post about this and it disappeared. If wordpress were a man, I would kick him right in the cock head.
Charlie Sheen shat on Denise Richards yesterday so now she has to come back and be all “Oh he sucks worse”.
“For him to slam me saying I’m exploiting the kids, well, he’s exploited our entire situation,” Richards fumed to us yesterday. She claims Sheen obsessively sends her rage-filled text messages.
“Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he’s going to Family Day [for daughter Sam's school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold,” Richards said. “His response was, ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.’ My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.
“He missed Dad’s day at the school and my father had to go in his place. And this is how he talks to me?”
Richards claims the e-mails sent to Mueller were fakes: “I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We’ll leave it at that. I am so over him. He’s the one who can’t move on. He’s disgusting and he’s hit an all-time low.”
Wait, you can catch things in your sperm from trannies? Uh, shouldn’t the FDA like tattoo warning labels on their backs to prevent people, let’s say theoretically poor bloggers who don’t know better, from getting their sperm damaged? Seems like a better use of time than telling me how much sodium is in some bullshit I don’t eat. SAVE ME FROM MYSELF!
But yeah Charlie Sheen should probably hire some tranny hookers to off Denise Richards. Since he’s not buying them any more, why not divert the resources to a better place? He can have an army of them. They’d all wield guns but would hate themselves for having a gun and would then tuck it between their butt cheeks because they feel like they should have been born without a gun. And wear lots of over-the-top makeup.
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