May.13.2008 Brad Pitt sucks at tattoos
There are few things as annoying as a shitty tattoo (part of the reason Megan Fox isn’t the most amazing thing ever to me). Well, welcome to the club Brad Pitt.
Brad’s unusual back tattoo comprises groupings of horizontal black lines, with bizarre boxed shapings below.
The strangest combination appears to be inspired by a map of the levees in New Orleans, which was ravaged by Hurricane Katrina in 2005 when the systems failed.
More than 1,800 people died in the storm and during the rescue debacle which followed, mostly the poor, sick and disadvantaged. Costing around $81billion, it was also the costliest disaster in U.S. history.
This latest etching joins previous markings of Otzi the Ice Age caveman on Brad’s inner left forearm and a Sanskrit Buddhist blessing for Cambodian-born Maddox on his lower back.
Brad, who has been dating Angelina, 33, since 2005, also has the actress’ birthdate written in Khmer on his stomach.
Well, the Khmer tattoo is fine. Who doesn’t have their body adorned with Khmer birthdates? Oh wait, I thought that was a Kumar tattoo. Sorry, I don’t know “things” per se.
Anyway the only way that having a tattoo of New Orleans’ levies on your body is okay is if you’re from New Orleans or if you like to have trannies named Katrina ejaculate on your back. That’s fun from an ironic standpoint for everyone involved!
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