May.13.2008 Beyonce might be preggers
Don’t we all love pregnancy news? No? Well whatever, here’s some anyway.
BEYONCÉ Knowles still won’t confirm her April 4 wedding to Jay-Z, so there was no chance yesterday she’d confirm she’s pregnant. But pals of the tight-lipped newlyweds say the songbird is expecting the couple’s first child.
“She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight,” a source said. “When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now.”
A rep for Beyoncé said, “I don’t know if she’s pregnant. Let me perform an ultrasound and get back to you.”
Ha you have to admire Beyonce’s reps for being some of the snarkiest ones around. I agree completely…why be nice to the media? They all are stupid and gay and I hate them.
So how can you tell Beyonce’s pregnant? Her big thighs…birthing hips…unnecessarily eating fatty foods…big ass…Divalike attitude…hmm. So maybe she’s just being Beyonce. I guess other than the litany of broken chairs lying in her wake and a slightly increased desire for fried pickle chickens (they’re chickens that are pickled, then FRIED!). Mmm. Pickle chickens.
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