May.09.2008 John McCain has some Abe Simpson qualities

Republican presidential candidate John McCain is old and kind of senile. So why not mix him together with America’s other favorite senile old man, Grandpa Abe Simpson? Oh Internet…you’re creative.

I don’t really have anything to add to this one other than there are others here (including the Onion Belt…the one I immediately sought out and assume others would too because I am a barometer of taste). I think this adds another interesting dynamic to John McCain’s presidential candidacy insomuchas I may be able to find it vaguely entertaining. Watching Barack Obama prattle on about things changing and seeing Hillary Clinton eat oats and emasculate men would probably grow tiresome after a month. But John McCain is a crazy old man who is ripe for parody. And he may like, shit himself on stage or something, as old people love to do. The possibilities are endless!

[Thanks to the intrepid reader Joe for the tip]

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