May.09.2008 Chace Crawford describes his perfect date
Chace Crawford is like the gayest thing to ever homo his way out of Buttsexville but for some reason there’s always articles about how he loves women (overcompensation…something I know all too well, sigh). Here’s what he wants in a perfect date.
While Chace Crawford’s Gossip Girl character Nate Archibald may hit all the New York hotspots, in real life the actor plays it cool – especially when it comes to first dates.
“The ideal, I think, when you’re starting out, is something low-key, like playing the [Nintendo] Wii, ordering in pizza and then grabbing a beer,” Crawford, 22, told PEOPLE at Wednesday’s launch of the Stoli Hotel in Manhattan.
But come time to step out, the actor says he’d take off “to a concert in Central Park or an NBA basketball game, if she likes sports.” (His teams of choice? “The Dallas Mavericks and the Dallas Cowboys – I’m a Texas kid!”)
Crawford famously dated Carrie Underwood – until the pair split up over text message – but now says he’s single, being so busy with work and his fitness regimen.
“Part of me being single is focusing on my work right now,” says Crawford, who joked, “I’ve been dating my gym bag for a while now.”
He forgot to mention that his gym bag is where he keeps his 18 inch black dildo. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination.
My perfect date? The kind of girl to come over with her sister and best friend and show a boy a good time. With her mouth. Show off how flexible she is. Just really take control of the situation. Yes, I love when women perform a combination of a circus/vaudeville act for me on a date with a trusted associate. Then blow me while their friend tickles my balls. See you think I’m going one way then I change tracks then I do it again and POW surprise punchine!
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