Apr.22.2008 Mariah Carey would be violated by kids
Mariah Carey gave a sort of odd explanation as to why she doesn’t want kids. Fortunately, the Daily Mail is all over it.
“It’s hard to have kids in this world,” she told OK! magazine. “I don’t think I could properly educate a child right now. Maybe in the future, but I actually haven’t thought about it.
“For now, I enjoy my dog Jack’s company. It’s definitely because of childhood traumatic stuff. The whole not wanting to have a baby as a baby.
“I never wanted to feel violated and I know that’s a kind of weird thing to say, but that’s how I am.”
Despite approaching her 40th birthday the singer’s love of pampering shows no sign of waning.
While I would absolutely love to tear down a woman I find moderately attractive to make myself feel good, I kind of agree with what Mariah’s saying here. Disclaimer: I do not have a vagina. However, I feel as though if I had one and had to pass a small turkey through it, I’d feel a bit violated too. And I’d also feel like I’m carrying an upside down bucket afterwards. And frankly, I’m not comfortable with either of those things.
She just wants to spend some time with Jack the Dog, some oven mitts, and a whole vat of peanut butter. You should applaud her for her progressive views in female-canine relations rather than say “HEY, YOUR WOMB SHOULD BE USED.” Mariah Carey is a real American hero.
On the upside, pregnancy would be sure to make Mimi’s tits even more amazingly large. That couldn’t be a bad thing - look at what it’s done for Christina Aguilera.