Apr.17.2008 Rob Lowe’s old nanny is sexually harassable
I’m not saying I’d throw my life away for the girl, but I’d probably do Rob Lowe’s old nanny.
From the start, the sexual harassment case filed by Rob Lowe’s former nanny Jessica Gibson, seen here in an exclusive PEOPLE photo shoot this week, became a high-stakes game of he said/she said.
“Jessica has nothing to hide, and we wonder if Mr. Lowe will take that position as well,” attorney Gloria Allred, who has a May 19 date to depose the former Brat Packer, said of her client – who on April 14 filed suit accusing both Rob, 41, and Sheryl Lowe, 46, of sexual harassment and behavior that was “offensive, insulting, unwelcome, mean, perverted, crude and lascivious.”
The Lowes’ attorney, Stanton “Larry” Stein has countered, by effectively calling Gibson a liar in a statement he issued to the Today show. “An investigation of dozens of present and former employees has failed to find one single person to verify her allegations,” the statement said.
I’m not sure how the name “Stanton” turns into “Larry”, so that really puts Rob Lowe’s attorney behind the 8-ball with me. You never trust a guy who has a random irrelevant nickname. If your name is Lawrence, you can be Larry. Or Larold. But who the fuck is named Larold? That’s just ridiculous. I hate this lawyer more and more by the minute!
So you listen here, Larold “Jew Lawyer” Stein. You leave this marginally attractive woman alone. It’s entirely feasible that Rob Lowe tried to, I dunno, sniff her underwear. Or jerk off in her coffee. What are the allegations here anyway? It all seems a little vague to me. I guess the point is that she’s kind of attractive so I can see some lewd things happening to her but nothing too extreme. She’s only cute enough to deserve jizz in the coffee, not me watching her hanging from a ceiling fan as I autoerotically asphyxiate myself.
Hillary Swank must be livid. Oh Wait.
yea wow nannies arent supposed to be THAT hot –if you want to keep any semblance of a marriage in tact.