Apr.15.2008 Beyonce may be calling it quits
Today’s NY Daily News has an interesting story. After marrying Jay-Z, it looks like Beyonce is now ready to retire from performing.
Is Beyonce ready to retire?
The diva is currently working on a new album, but her cousin Angelica Knowles tells our source that it will be her last. Instead, Beyonce plans to spend her days scouting talent for new hubby Jay-Z’s upcoming label, The Carter Music Group.
Beyonce’s first protege is rumored to be an R&B artist named Chelsea Thomas. Her reps couldn’t be reached for comment.
I’m conflicted. I’m either impressed by how steadily Jay-Z laid his pimp hand down or disappointed in how Beyonce is already slipping after being married to Jay-Z for a week. You see if Jay-Z is making her quit music to do talent scouting for his label, that’s pretty impressive. But if she’s quitting on her own volition, giving up the one thing she’s good at because she’s married now, that kind of blows. Because the odds are a big fat(ter) ass and days spent eating cookie dough aren’t far behind. Then she’ll see talented young women and, after wiping Cheeto dust off her lip, she would say, “Mmmhrmmmm I used to move better then THAT. BEY-AWN-SAY WOULD HAVE WALKED ALL OVER YEWWWWS.” As a result, the only talent found would be at the bottom of a bucket of Popeye’s Original Cajun Recipe Chicken. And there’s no talent there at all. No sir.
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