Apr.14.2008 Heidi Montag and her fashion line are important
Celebrities are cool people. That’s why when they get even a modicum of fame, they can open a fashion line. Like Heidi Montag.
Heidi Montag debuted her fashion line, Heidiwood, Friday in Hollywood.
Models hit the catwalk as music from her upcoming, as-yet-untitled pop album blared.
Montag, 21, worked the runway in sky-high black stiletto platform pumps, super short black shorts and a midriff-baring zebra print halter top. (”I love zebra print!” she said. “I’m obsessed with it!”)
The real head-turning moment of the night? Spencer Pratt popped on stage and gave Montag two dozen long-stemmed, pink roses before kissing her on the lips.
You know who else likes zebra print? Prostitutes. Which is smart on Heidi’s part because I don’t think that prostitutes really have a go-to designer. They need someone to organize them and keep them on point with their strategies in engaging strangers in having sex with them for money. Heidi Montag is basically the Ghandi of whores.
It’s pretty cool though that like every B, C, and D-list celebrity can just like have a clothing line. Like you don’t even have to have a fashion sense. If I were like, some dude who just won Survivor and fingerbanged Lindsay Lohan once, I’d open up a clothing line that was just like garish neckties that are made entirely of feather boa material. And people would be like, “Wow, that guy sure has a clothing line.” My response: “You know it, baby*.”
*or dude, where appropriate
You, like, used the word “like” a lot in this post. It, like, makes you seem like an idiot. Please, like, fix it, as it’s your intelligent humor people seem to enjoy. That, and the gay-bashing.
Wow I didn’t catch that at all. Might have been the subject manner subconsciously making me feel as though I were a ‘mo or valley girl. I try to put myself in the shoes of the people I insult. Makes me even more vitriolic!
I understand completely. That explains why my lips swelled while I was reading the post. Perhaps Heidi Montag is actually some sort of alien force, like Venom. Everything she touches becomes a collagen-lipped whore.