Apr.08.2008 Publicists continue to pretend Chace Crawford isn’t gay
Look, seriously, I get it okay? Chace Crawford totally doesn’t enjoy the company of men in his butt and enjoys sex with beautiful women. Stop with your high-profiled publicity placements telling me that!
SHORTLY after breaking up with Carrie Underwood via text message, “Gossip Girl” heartthrob Chace Crawford is rebounding with the show’s newest cast member, Michelle Trachtenberg. Our spies saw Crawford and Trachtenberg at SoHo hideout Upstairs “flirting heavily” early Saturday. Said the onlooker, “They were all over each other. She was drinking a beer and snuggling up to him.”
She must have blown a guy recently because the only reason Chace Crawford would snuggle up to a woman is if he smelled a fine dose of freshly leaked semen on her breath. It’s like he’s a smoke detector. Only instead of smoke, he hones in on the sweet sweet scents of man love.
It’s kind of ridiculous though that this guy who’s moderately famous, like seriously he’s only done this one show, continues to get his every “dating” move covered. Even his clandestine ones like how he’s totally vigorously fucking JC Chasez. I get we’re hard up for news…believe me, you can see here how hard up for news I am…but come on. COME ON.
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