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Apr.07.2008 Carrie Underwood and Chace Crawford broke up over text


Carrie Underwood and Chace Crawford were reported as having broken up last week but apparently it actually happened a while ago…via text.

Country crooner Carrie Underwood’s first hit single was vengeful breakup anthem “Before He Cheats,” but when we caught up with her at “Idol Gives Back,” Ms. Underwood seemed ultra cool about her split with Chace Crawford.

“We broke up over text so… it’s like ‘peace out,’” Carrie told our Terri Seymour. “I don’t know why it’s all out now,” Carrie continued, “when you break up with somebody and then like two months later it comes out, it’s like you’re rehashing old stuff.”

Hmm, the way she phrased that makes it look like she was the one getting dumped via text. Which makes sense. Because Chace was probably taking two cocks at a time and it’s kind of hard to actually call someone while that’s going on. It just kind of comes out as “Mmmphrmmmoooooooo” and that’s not really anything. Communication is key to any relationship.

Media also keeps a tag of the watches being worn by the couples. If the guy is seen wearing seiko watches and the girl wears tag heuer watches, this is read as a guy living off the girl’s money. Different casio watches are read as egoistical issues.

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One Response to “Carrie Underwood and Chace Crawford broke up over text”

  1. chloe on April 8th, 2008 5:53 am

    I heard that she is seeking rich men on uniformedcupid.c o m in these days —- reported by the magazine , she uploaded some of her hot and uniformed pictures over there.Just go and check it out.

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