Apr.04.2008 Perez Hilton says John Mayer is bi
I’m not a big fan of Perez Hilton for various reasons (including but not limited to my distrust of any fat, mean-spirited homosexuals) but this story certainly struck my fancy. Apparently he’s saying that John Mayer’s bi and that he made out with him in NYC last year.
“He is definitely bi,” Hilton declared on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show, adding that Mayer is “struggling with his sexuality.”
Of their liplock at NYC club Stereo last year, Hilton said, “He kissed me, and I kissed him back. It was on the mouth with tongue.
“I thought he was messing with me,” Hilton went on. “Then he kept going and going.”
Hilton claims Jessica Simpson — Mayer’s girlfriend at the time — didn’t mind.
“While John Mayer and I are making out, she is rubbing his crotch,” Hilton recalled.
Mayer’s rep tells Usmagazine.com, “This is all so ridiculous.” Simpson’s rep had no comment.
I don’t know, I find this hard to believe on so many levels. Not only is Perez Hilton a fat, unbearable boor, but John Mayer was getting Jessica Simpson’s stank all over him at the time as well. That’s like driving a Ferrari one weekend, then deciding you’d like to push a soap box derby car the next. A soap box derby car with a dildo on the driver’s side, I’d presume.
Even with my heterosexuality cast aside, I’d rather kiss a pit bull than Perez Hilton. Or a hemorrhoid-infested anus. Or a bear trap. Or a rusty samurai sword. Or a midget without a tongue. So yeah, I could see how John Mayer would fall for a man like that.
See Perez get what he deserves!!!
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