Apr.02.2008 German lady looking for wrinkle surgery gets implants instead
A fun little story from Germany that hurts no one. Well, other than the woman who basically got her life drastically altered for no particular reason because she wanted to look less wrinkly and instead got huge boobs. But fuck her.
A German woman who wanted her wrinkles removed was given a boob job instead.
Ingrid Bruelling, 33, wanted doctors to give her breasts firmer skin after she lost 200 pounds on a crash diet.
But when she woke up after the operation, she found that doctors had put in silicone implants, increasing her cup size from a C to a D.
The doctors told her the bigger breasts were the best way to achieve the firmer skin.
I’m pretty sure this was a plot of a Simpsons episode. Oh Germany, you’re so uncreative when it comes to not killing Jews.
I’m not going to say their methods are illogical, mind you. I mean by pulling more skin in the breast, one would think that all the skin above it would shift down, making the skin on her face tighter. It’s unorthodox, but dammit it just might work. Plus if I were a doctor, all my solutions would involve giving my patients implants. Irritable bowel? Implants. Urinary tract infection? Implants. Breast cancer? Implants. Then I would make a synchronized swimming team filled with all my patients and we would be the most buoyant team around by far!
I’d probably avoid those doctors if I wanted a vasectomy. They’d do God-knows-what then tell me “at least you have fewer wrinkles.” http://www.nicebigjugs.com