Mar.31.2008 Brad and Angelina aren’t married. Unless they are.
Well nothing gets me as excited as a celebrity wedding. Other than perhaps a bout with prostate cancer. But you may care that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie didn’t tie the knot over the weekend.
Despite reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt wedded in a New Orleans church Saturday, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE there was “no wedding.”
The family spent a weekend in New Orleans two weeks ago – as Pitt broke ground on his Make It Right project to help rebuild the city’s Lower Ninth Ward – but they have recently been in the Austin, Texas, area while Pitt films Tree of Life with Sean Penn.
Jolie, who stars in the action film Wanted, opening in June, is pregnant and due later this year.
I don’t know how a marriage rumor starts. Does some random person just elect to go, “BAH THEY GOT MARRIED” and place a call to Star Magazine and Star Magazine is all like “Okay crazy person who has no sources, we like the cut of your jib. Let’s run it today!” Thank God a credible news outlet like People is there to keep these outlandish reports in check.
And New Orleans? Seriously? Does everything this bitch Angeline Jolie does have to revolve around poor brown people? I wouldn’t be surprised if she adopted the homeless guy I see every day at Union Square. While you and I see him wearing feces-shoes, Angelina Jolie sees opportunity.








No harm if Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are married than its good.I thin they are the best couple in hollywood.