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Mar.28.2008 Lindsay Lohan…still an actress!


Lindsay Lohan’s getting her career back on track. Now she’s booked a role in a new movie about the Manson Family. Exciting!

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Lindsay Lohan is following up her crazy year by joining a cult—in a new movie role, that is.

E! News has learned exclusively that Lindsay Lohan has signed on to star as Nancy Pitman, once a loyal member of Charles Manson’s not-so-merry band, in the movie Manson Girls.

The film’s producer, Brad Wyman of Junction Films, confirmed the casting coup.

“Yes, I am doing it with Lindsay,” he tells E! News.

…call me crazy, but I feel like many people have given that quote above.

I think it’s cool though that she’s doing an edgy-ish movie that’ll really stretch her acting chops of having big boobs and making concerned faces. In this movie she’ll probably have to have big boobs, make concerned faces, and yell “Yeahhhhh mannn!” a lot. So that’ll be cool.

The movie title is kind of stupid though. Manson Girls sounds like a quirky film about young women bonding with other young women and coming to grips with things. And I guess the film could be about that. But if there’s some faggy pop song playing while Lindsay Lohan and Brittany Murphy come to terms with some shit while hanging with a cute little 10 year-old girl who lisps and Charles Manson kills someone in the background, I’m going to be wayyyy disappointed.

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4 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan…still an actress!”

  1. Stickman Steve on March 28th, 2008 12:20 pm

    I don’t think she is happy… I wrote about it here: http://stickmansteve.com/index.php/2008/03/25/lindsay-lohan-tries-to-be-happy/

  2. shabooty on March 29th, 2008 9:00 pm

    damn i didnt read one word you said i just am too busy being stuck in deep thought about her asphixiating me with her mamoriez.

  3. pamela on March 31st, 2008 2:54 am

    Looking not so happy but she is back……..

  4. MikeSWelch on March 31st, 2008 9:32 am

    NIPPLES

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