Mar.27.2008 Carrie Underwood and Chace Crawford pretend break-up their pretend relationship
ADMIT YOU’RE GAY CHACE CRAWFORD. ADMIT IT. Now his publicist-driven relationship with Carrie Underwood is “over”. Over like Santa Claus’ gift-giving rounds insomuchas IT NEVER REALLY EXISTED.
Carrie Underwood and Chace Crawford have split, sources confirm to Usmagazine.com.
The American Idol winner, 25, and the Gossip Girl star, 22, had been dating since last July, but did not go public with their romance until October.
Underwood had spent Thanksgiving at his parents’ home in Dallas and part of her Christmas break with his relatives.
An insider told Us Weekly in December, “His parents are fond of her… they believe ‘Carrie Crawford’ would be a great addition to the family!”
“She’s a classy girl,” Crawford told Us in October.
I honestly don’t know why this bugs the shit out of me so much but it’s just like, dude, you’re so obviously the gayest gay to ever gay his way down Gayville and you’re trying so hard to be straight. And you’re totally stealing female attention away from me, which is totally unfair. It’s like a vegetarian who collects steaks because he’s ashamed of being a vegetarian but never eats them. Or a gay guy who collects vaginas but then vomits every time one comes within a foot of him. Yeah, the last one is better.
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