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Mar.25.2008 How much would you pay to see a 40 foot tall Sarah Jessica Parker?


I would pay approximately negative $370,000 dollars. But some Japanese chick has decided it’s worth about $52,000 to attend the Sex and the City premiere.

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How much would you pay to join the stars of Sex and the City on the red carpet at the premiere of the movie?

One woman from Japan won Oxfam’s auction to attend the New York event with Kristin Davis.

The winning bid? $52,100 – which goes entirely to the international relief and development organization.

The winner, who found out about the auction from an interview with Davis in last week’s Us Weekly, plans to go to the premiere with her fiance.

“Oxfam’s mission is to alleviate poverty and injustice by helping people learn skills and create lives,” Davis explained to Us. “I just got back from Africa and saw firsthand that we’re making a long-term difference. It gave me a sense of satisfaction.”

You know what’s a better use for $52,000? Building a giant mallet that is controlled via a remote control attached to your retina that will smash you on the head and spray confectioner’s sugar on you after contact. But why would you do that? God you rich people are so ridiculous.

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