Mar.18.2008 Madonna and Guy Ritchie may not be together
Do you care as much about Madonna as I do (i.e. not at all)? No? Then congratulations on your homosexuality and/or ovaries. Anyway she might be getting a divorce from her husband, director Guy Ritchie.
IS Madonna about to get into the groove as a single woman again with a dramatic relocation from London to New York - without Guy Ritchie?
The pop queen and her movie-director husband’s seven-year marriage is on the rocks, according to Page Six sources and reports out of Britain.
“Madonna is said to have lost respect for Ritchie when she found out he had embellished his past,” one in-the-know Briton told us. “Far from the tough, working-class London dude he adoringly echoed in ‘Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels,’ he’s actually a privileged, prep school boy who chose to affect a gangland accent and walk with a street swagger. Brits can spot this at 100 yards, or hear it in an accent. Yanks, alas, can’t.”
But while Madonna might feel she has worn out her welcome in England, Ritchie is loath to leave his native country. “He’s known in the UK as a moviemaker homeboy-made good,” our source explained, “while in the US, he’s just the foreign half-wit who took Madonna from her American homeland and made her talk all funny.”
I like the picture above because it’s as if to say, “Yes, my husband has small genitals.” I plan on having that same pose for my wedding photos some day.
I dunno though, I mean Madonna’s always struck me as kind of a cunt. A domineering one at that. I doubt he “made” her change her accent. She’s just kind of a pompous tool who drinks ridiculously expensive water because it’s blessed by some douchebag wearing a poncho. And maybe she should have been able to tell that he wasn’t a gangbanging Londonite by the fact that he was, oh I don’t know, MAKING MOVIES? Fun fact: John Singleton didn’t kill anyone in the streets of South Central. Martin Scorcese didn’t pull out a tommy gun to build up credibility as a mobster. It’s all a magical world of make believe. I guess she’s just confused because she portrayed a slut and was even more of a slut of real life. Oh Madonna, you just keeps it too real!
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