Mar.13.2008 Paris and Benji Madden spit on the graves of sick kids
I’m pretty good at headlines. In reality, Benji Madden had to back out a gig because Paris Hilton made him go out the night before. Read on for more excitement!
BENJI Madden and Paris Hilton have caused ripples in Las Vegas by snubbing a children’s charity so they could party into the night.
Sources have revealed exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Las Vegas club, Prive, hired the Good Charlotte guitarist to DJ, with a standard contractual non-compete agreement, which means he is not allowed to appear at any nightclubs the evening prior.
But it seems Benji and Paris couldn’t help themselves and went out the night before, violating his contract, and cancelling the agreement, which means no money for the sick kids.
When asked why he violated his agreement he said, “I feel awful but i didnt know what to do, I’m crazy about this girl,” a source told Perez Hilton.
A rep for the club told PerezHilton.com exclusively, “While Prive Las Vegas is a fan of the Madden brothers and the charity, they had no other choice but to cancel his appearance as we take our agreements very seriously. Luckily we had a rockin’ packed Saturday night despite Benji’s absence.”
I guess sleeping with Paris Hilton is pretty cool, especially if you enjoy new things like little bugs pole vaulting all around your genitals, but it’s kind of screwed up to stand up an event with proceeds that are supposed to go to a charity in your family’s name.
At the same time, sick kids never really lead to me getting laid. So fuck them for trying to take away a good situation I have for me to get laid. I’ll kick their little adorable Hello Kitty canes over to get some tail. What did they ever do for me other than cough on me? Little bastards.
This is a messed up thing for Paris and her boy to do, but . . . I’m very interested in having those pole vaulting genital bugs.