Mar.10.2008 Heidi Montag is a fashion mogul
Apparently any asshole can have a fashion line these days. Exhibit A: Another slut from The Hills is opening her own.
THE Hills honey Heidi Montag is launching her answer to her MTV enemy Lauren Conrad’s clothing line, and planning to celebrate in “style” very soon.
We’re told, “Heidi has been [searching] for a place in LA to throw the launch party” for her fashion line — aptly called “Heidi Wood” — though the snitch in her camp said the faux-chested blonde is struggling to find a venue. A rep for Montag — not her former boyfriend/manager Spencer Pratt — assured us she will get her pick of prime nightlife spots.
I hope that the fashion line isn’t like what she’s wearing in the photo above. When you’re a thin blond with cartoonishly large breasts, I’d like to believe that you shouldn’t wear clothes that make you look like a frumpy librarian. In fact, this may be some sort of evil scheme to have armies of big breasted blonds clad in frumpy outfits that deemphasizes the things that make them special, interesting, or unique in any way. This is like a scheme that a James Bond villain would come up with. Damn you Heidi Montag. Your vacant stare and moon face led me to believe you were nothing but a buoyant simpleton. But that was what you wanted all along, wasn’t it? Crafty.
she should be selling designer diaphragms instead.