Mar.05.2008 Lindsay Lohan is back on track!
Sure she’s been through rehabs and car accidents and failed movies and aborted movies and probably abortions, but this time, Lindsay Lohan is BACK!
“My life was distracted by certain things and that got in the way of work,” Lohan, 21, said Tuesday at the Paper Magazine and Diesel luncheon celebrating this month’s cover story. “But now I’m back on track and figuring out what’s next.”
So what is next for the starlet? She is getting ready to start shooting the comedy Ye Olde Times with Jack Black and David Arquette. Plus, there’s another album in the works.
“I’m recording right now [with] Motown and being in the studio again has been really great,” she said of her “dance, hip-hop and R&B album,” adding, “It’s all coming together.”
First stop on the Lohan FixerUpper Tour: Her cocaine dealer’s house. It’s cool though. Cocaine helps her think! Think about stuff like driving really quickly and grinding her teeth and rambling some plot about how she’s going to become the Queen of England.
I fully support a Lindsay Lohan comeback. And I want to believe that she’s really going to follow through with it. The nude photoshoot for New York Magazine was a great start. Let’s build on that momentum with a serious acting role that reestablishes her as a talent. Maybe an appearance on The View. And oh yeah…blowing me. That’s a great way to turn over a new leaf. At least that’s what I tell the girls at the Halfway Houses.
how come the only constructive thing to say that comes to mind is,… damn, she could def, sit on my d**k.
:P
Another coupla things cum to mind, she could suck my c**k and swallow, she could sell her pussy on ebay. I adore sluts. Really I do.