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Mar.04.2008 Billy Ray Cyrus did not delete Lindsay Lohan


Reports that Billy Ray Cyrus deleted Lindsay Lohan from Miley Cyrus’s phone are untrue, says the Achy Breaky Heart-ed one.

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Billy Ray Cyrus is denying rumors that he deleted Lindsay Lohan’s phone number from daughter Miley Cyrus’s cell phone.

On Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday morning, the Idol host brought up reports claiming that the two young stars met Grammy weekend and traded numbers, but that Billy Ray went through Miley’s phone and erased Lindsay’s digits.

Billy Ray’s response: Not true. “We love Lindsay,” he said.

If my daughter was hanging out with Lindsay Lohan, not only would I delete her number from her phone, I’d probably kill Lindsay Lohan. And you can only kill Lindsay Lohan by separating her head from her body. Then you probably have to have sex with the hole in her neck. But still, a pretty convenient way of murder, I’d say.

Miley Cyrus is already a slut though, so whatever, what more damage can you do? It’s like peeing into a toxic waste dump. Which, ironically, is something Lindsay Lohan totally gets off on.

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Comments

One Response to “Billy Ray Cyrus did not delete Lindsay Lohan”

  1. shabooty on May 6th, 2008 4:16 pm

    did u hear the new liloh leaked track?
    i posted it -its catchy =p

    oh your captcha code was “TRICK”
    lol…

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