Feb.26.2008 Brittany Murphy is kind of a big deal
Remember Brittany Murphy? Marginally talented, raspy voice. Kind of chick you could probably bone in a Lower East Side dive bar. Well, she’s still acting and, apparently, is an utter annoyance on set.
Murphy has been making outrageous demands while acting “like a diva,” said one insider. “She’s extremely difficult. When she gets to the set, it comes to a grinding halt. She’s so hot and cold, you never know.” According to our sources,
Murphy insists on having diagonally cut peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crusts removed. “She needs one every hour. It’s painstaking — her assistant takes about a half an hour making each one,” said one crew member.
You know, that kind of seems like half the fun of being a star at any level. Having toadies make you utterly meaningless shit just because you can. I try to have people do that for me now, but it mostly ends in me having to do it myself then cry about how I’m going to die alone. But still, same basic principle.
If anything, I’d say her assistant is kind of incompetent. Half an hour to make a PB and J with no crust? What is she kneading the dough herself? Maybe this movie shouldn’t have cut corners and decided to launch an employee search at the Special Olympics runner-up booth. That’s just a silly place to conduct your employee recruiting. Oh Hollywood. So fanciful.
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