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Feb.25.2008 Did you know Diablo Cody was a stripper?


Yeah, she won an Oscar for best original screenplay for Juno, but did you know she was an exotic dancer? I mean if you didn’t hear it the 765401 times leading up to the Oscars, there was certainly no way you could tell from the outfit she wore last night.

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Okay I was being a bit jocular in the paragraph above. It is pretty obvious that she was once a whore for money. In fact the only way that she could represent her former profession any more obviously would be if she opted to wear tassels and tears stemming from a father who didn’t love her. I hear that’s the official outfit of the stripper. Yes…hear.

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