Feb.19.2008 The February 19 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy that I can’t believe I took a day off when Lindsay Lohan nude pictures were released

–Lindsay Lohan nude pictures are the greatest President’s Day surprise since that year I found out that black people could no longer be sold into slavery. In this case, “Greatest” means
“largest”. [WWTDD]

–Girls Gone Wild is going to be a classy print magazine. Emphasis on “ass” and “print” because I’m not sure how to properly emphasize sentences. [Brahsome]

–Looks like Jamie Lynn Spears is going to move into a trailer park. I can’t not say I’m not surprised. [A Socialite's Life]

–Some dude named Russell Petrie is the greatest man to ever fly on a plane. In this case, “Greatest” means “totally awesome at getting hammered and groping the shit out of flight attendants.” [Tasty Booze]

–Eva Longoria is partially nude and oiled up. I’m currently half of those. Guess which! [The Superficial]

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