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Feb.14.2008 Lily Allen can fist herself good


I don’t know what makes you attempt such a thing but for some reason Lily Allen put her fist in her mouth on a kids show.

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Mmm. Hot. I bet she could get all kinds of large objects in her mouth. Like rocks. Or a mango. Or male genitalia. Mmm I never even thought of such a practical usage for a woman’s mouth (far more practical than listening to them talk or allowing them to vote in any sort of democratic process)! This must be how Einstein felt when he did something smart and yelled “Eureka!”

I know people would probably love to make a big deal out of this, but who hasn’t been fisted on the set of a kids’ show before? Apparently you guys haven’t seen my stint on Beakman’s World. It was like a science experiment, only instead of knowledge, it ended with me crying and asking where my parents were.

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