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Feb.13.2008 “Boo hoo” says the Heidi Montag


Heidi Montag is pretty sexually attractive but equally as untalented as a singer. So it delights me to see her crying because people said her video sucked.

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Despite receiving anything but positive reviews, Heidi Montag’s debut single “Higher” reached No. 7 on the iTunes Top 10 pop chart.

“Looks like all the haters are also buying it!” The Hills star tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

But the negative responses – “Makes me feel uncontrollably ill,” “beyond pathetic,” and “the crappiest video I have ever seen” were just some of the comments posted on Usmagazine.com – humiliated Montag.

“I just started sobbing uncontrollably,” The Hills star tells Us.

“I cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out,” she says. “I just couldn’t understand why people I didn’t even know felt the need to be so cruel and hurtful toward me.”

She is such a publicity whore. Like I think I wrote about this once already but I can’t be assed to go back and read this shitty site to see if I did (what can I say? I’m not a fan). But to pose for a picture of yourself crying with your stupid boyfriend and his stupid faggoty New Kids on the Block hair? I mean, let’s pretend for a second that this was a real news story. Typically when someone has a traumatic incident, they don’t come back and do a dramatized photoshoot to be a part of the story.

I will be kind though and eschew mocking her music video to say that if Heidi Montag needs to cry, she can certainly wipe her tears with my genitals. I’m pretty charitable!

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