Top

Feb.08.2008 Uma Thurman’s not pregnant, just fat


Quitting smoking makes you fat. We all know that. But maybe it’s not the nicest thing for Uma Thurman for her boyfriend to tell the world that at some unrelated event.

tn2_uma_thurman_3.jpg

UMA Thurman is not pregnant, her boyfriend, Arky Busson, told Page Six when he was told she looked expectant in recent photos. “She quit smoking,” the handsome financier explained.

It’d be funny if she was pregnant and just didn’t tell him. Because then they’ll both feel awfully silly; her for being called fat and him for not realizing that there’s a human being growing inside of his chick.

Seriously as soon as a girl I’m seeing gains a pound in the stomach area, I just pelt her with a cartoonishly-sized boulder right in the gut. It’s better to be proactive, I think.

-ADVERTISEMENT-

Random Posts

In other news...

Claymation laptop monsters are going to destroy us all. Story at 11.

Comments

Feel free to leave a comment...
and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!





Bottom