Feb.07.2008 Scarlett is dyking out
In what can be filed under Pretty Awesome News You Might Be Able to Masturbate To, Scarlett Johansson is filming a steamy lesbian scene with Penelope Cruz. And a threesome scene with Javier Bardem of No Country for Old Men.
SCARLETT Johansson (below) has a steamy lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen’s upcoming “Vicky Cristina Barcelona.”
A source tells us: “It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.”
The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem, who plays Cruz’s husband.
How lucky is this Javier Bardem dude? He goes from doing nothing I ever heard of, so basically he didn’t exist, to being this badass in a Prince Valiant haircut in the year’s best film to a threesome with Scarlett and Penelope Cruz. You couldn’t be any luckier unless you fell into a swimming pool consisting entirely of $100 bills and nude supermodels. Which doesn’t sound too comfortable if you really think about it.
I’d be more excited if I didn’t know Scarlett would refuse to show the goods. Seriously girls, let it go while you’re young. Because if you do it when you’re 35, I’ll vomit right in your face. RIGHT IN YOUR FACE.
Scarlett definitely needs to come out with the goods. She is slacking on taking care of her fans.