Jan.31.2008 Heath Ledger? Drugs? No way!
A week or so after his passing, the Post is digging up all the Heath Ledger drug history you can stomach. Yeehaw!
HEATH Ledger had become a regular user of cocaine and heroin in the past year, getting so high on drugs that an exasperated Michelle Williams was forced to boot him out of their Brooklyn home, The Post has learned.
“She couldn’t take it any more. Heath wouldn’t show up for two to three days, and all of a sudden he would show up on her doorstep, an absolute wreck,” a member of Ledger’s entourage who did drugs with him told The Post’s Lorena Mongelli. “He was partying, doing drugs. She didn’t like the company he was keeping. She gave him an ultimatum. . . . and threatened to get custody of the girl. He wanted to make it work, but it was this scene he was wrapped up in. Was he an addict? Yeah.”
The revelation comes as “Entertainment Tonight” and “The Insider” said that “out of respect for Heath Ledger’s family,” they would drop plans to air a video of Ledger snorting cocaine with a rolled-up bill at the Chateau Marmont. The video was taped without Ledger’s knowledge following the SAG Awards two years ago. PageSix.com reports that Ledger quips on the tape, “I’m gonna get so much [bleep] from my girlfriend. We have a baby together, Matilda.”
So you really expect me to believe that a 28 year-old who died suddenly was actually using illegal drugs? And he may not have died of natural causes? Suuuuure. That just sounds like crazy talk!
I’m thinking this is just another clever ploy by that evil genius Mary Kate Olsen to hide the fact that she MURDERED HEATH LEDGER. I will go on record* and say that Mary Kate Olsen committed murder. Murder most foul. Was it jealousy over the fact that she couldn’t play the Joker? Was it because Heath Ledger had crushed her brittle cervix? I don’t have all the answers friends. But when you see an Olsen twin in a dark alley, run the other way. For Heath.
*in the sense that I’m currently standing atop my vinyl copy of the Space Jam soundtrack
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