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Jan.30.2008 The January 30 Hot Link Orgy


The hottest orgy with a midget who’s a shitty husband

–Did Verne Troyer drive his ex-wife to the verge of suicide? You can’t blame him for that. I’d kill myself if I even touched a midget, let alone was married to one. [Perez Hilton]

–A fine collection of horrendous movie scenes. [Tasty Booze]

–Mariah Carey’s dog looks enamored with her cleavage. “Ruh roh,” he said with a sly wink. [Best Celeb Gossip]

–The Lingerie Bowl will go on! Just not this year. [Lion in Oil]

–Rumer Willis will be at fashion week. No word on which set of detachable arms, feet, eyes, nose, and mustache she will be wearing to the event. [A Socialite's Life]

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