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Jan.29.2008 Brits can get a degree from Hamburger U



A new initiative by McDonald’s and approved by Prime Minister Gordon Brown will allow Brits to get a diploma for their service at the burger chain. It’ll supposedly help them with skills in “service, stock taking, maths, and literacy”. Also it will allow you to minor in “Fecal Studies” and “Getting Hand Jobs from Poor Fat Women for McDonaldland Cookies”. Which will really get you places in America. [NY Times]

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