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Jan.28.2008 The January 28 Hot Link Orgy


The hottest orgy with a mysterious Scientology baby

–The National Enquirer has an interesting tale of Katie Holmes perhaps being knocked up before marrying Tom Cruise and Suri being older than we all thought. Which is less exciting than frozen L. Ron Hubbard sperm, but still. [Snarky Gossip]

–You know what’s a great idea? Playing chicken with the police while drunk and stoned. [Tasty Booze]

–Jamie Lynn Spears is like a young Britney. How can you peak before 17? Tragic. [The Superficial]

–Boston fans are all-around better than New Yorkers, according to an entirely unbiased Boston journalist. I think it’s safe to say that if any city could collectively die of colon cancer, it should be Boston. [Awful Announcing]

–Topless Jayne Mansfield? Sure, why not. [IDLYITW]

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