Jan.24.2008 Jessica Alba does not want little humans suckling on her
Seems like this little parasite sucking the youth out of Jessica Alba is cramping her lifestyle a little bit.
Jessica Alba is opening up about her pregnancy, talking for the first time since she announced she was engaged and expecting her first child with boyfriend Cash Warren.
“Definitely a lot more emotions!” she confessed. “Anything could make me incredibly angry or break down crying, and that’s not something I’m used to.”
She also admitted that she’s already dreaming about baby.
“It had to do with breastfeeding, which is the only thing I’m paranoid about, more than giving birth,” she revealed, adding that she’s trying not to gain too much weight during the pregnancy.
“I try and eat healthy as possible, good for baby, exercise, as long as i don’t gain too much to fast, that’s the key,” she said.
Babies suck when they’re inside a supple young female body. Those two that were in Britney seemed to not only steal her beauty, but also suck away brain cells. They’re always up to bad things.
That’s why when I knock a girl up, I try to do things that will really reduce stress on them. Like meeting them in romantic places. For example, when I last let one slip past the goalie, I took my then-girlfriend on a really romantic sightseeing tour. I took her on the Eliminator from American Gladiators, to the stairs from Rocky, on a barrel jump off of Niagara Falls. And man, she really loved those gripless shoes I gave her too. You’ve just got to take care of the ones you love.
This is such a great post! I love abortions-so much so that I came home, did shots and read this post as promised. Yeah Chris! See yah Monday fucker