Jan.18.2008 Eminem is eating the pain away
Cele|bitchy grabbed this photo from this week’s National Enquirer of Eminem looking, LOL, like an M AND M. OH MAN. WORD PLAY HUMOR!!!!
I’m conflicted on this. On the one hand, he’s not really in the public eye any more, so why shouldn’t he be allowed to bloat up? On the other hand, he looks like a disgusting pig and a waste of life. I’d like to mush his meaty breasts together and have sex with them. Then, on the third hand, food is pretty delicious (I keep extra corpse hands to effectively debate issues).
Eh, you know, I don’t really care. His last couple albums sucked. I just wish he had eaten himself into an early grave after The Eminem Show so he could have been more like Kurt Cobain than Val Kilmer.
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