Dec.12.2007 The December 12 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with a bastard child

–Jessica Alba is pregnant with Cash Warren’s child. So yes, her womb does in fact work. [People]

–Does anyone care about the report that’s supposed to “blow the door” off of steroid usage in sports? [I'm Writing Sports]

–Will Smith says a sex addiction kept him away from drugs. My drug addiction makes me prone to sex. This is why there’s a racial divide in this country. [ICYDK]

–ESPN is running an imaginary college football playoff. The land of make believe is lush with ideas for television programming. [Awful Announcing]

–Hayden Panettiere went shopping in NYC. She also drank coffee. This is the biggest story since Watergate. [The Superficial]

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