Dec.11.2007 Jessica Simpson will get nude for your respect
In news that will shake the fibers of my erectional capacities to their very core, Jessica Simpson might be incredibly naked in a movie. All to be taken seriously as an actress.
The blonde beauty wants to be taken seriously as an actress and believes baring all is the best way to earn the respect of Tinseltown, even if it goes against her family’s wishes.
A source said: “Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting.
“The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry’s respect that she’s ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all.”
Earlier this year, Jessica’s father Joe Simpson forced her to turn down a potentially Oscar-winning role as a porn star - insisting she keep her clothes on.
Well, I don’t think I need to point out that this is clearly the way for any woman to earn my respect. I’m fully prepared to embrace you as an actress, judge, chef, or street mime if you’re willing to disrobe for my entertainment.
On the down side though, I’m doubting this “breakthrough performance” is going to be that hot. Usually these “Oscar winning” types of nudity involve a woman dressing in a homely fashion, then getting violent assaulted with a crowbar. And I’ll be damned if I force again for myself to get aroused while watching someone get assaulted with a crowbar. That was the worst family reunion EVER.
Jessica, I’ll just embrace you no matter what unlike standards mcdweeberson here.
Jessica needs to drop trou just to get back on the map, you know? My little brother is waiting for such sensuality. Maybe they’ll give her a bunch of ingrowns on her bush, and then she’ll be up for an oscar.