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Nov.21.2007 Rihanna is proof celebrities are always pretty


Via the Daily Stab comes this charming picture of hottie-of-the-moment Rihanna.

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Not to be misogynistic, but this is clearly an example of why women need to always be dolled up everywhere they go. I mean look, you make most of your fame based off the fact that you look good walking around, including randomly exposing your cleavage while shopping, so is it really that much to ask that you put on a little make-up so that I don’t have to think of your “natural beauty” while trying to get off to the impossible image you celebrities create?

Answer: No. Because women are objects made to be physically analyzed, diddled, and enjoyed. Not unlike an Etch-A-Sketch. A sexy Etch-A-Sketch you can ejaculate on if you treat it nicely. So yeah, basically just an Etch-A-Sketch.

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