Oct.22.2007 Cheer up Philadelphia, you’re ugly, fat, and likely to murder!
Philadelphia may not have the winningest sports teams or the best architectural design, but hold your heads high today Philadelphians because you’re America’s ugliest city!
Philadelphia is home to the least attractive people in the United States, a survey of visitors and residents showed on Friday.
The city of more than 1.5 million people was also found to be among the least stylish, least active, least friendly and least worldly, according to the “America’s Favorite Cities” survey by Travel & Leisure magazine and CNN Headline News.
About 60,000 people responded to the online survey — at www.travelandleisure.com — which ranked 25 cities in categories including shopping, food, culture, and cityscape, said Amy Farley, senior editor at the magazine.
For unattractiveness, Philadelphia just beat out Washington DC and Dallas/Fort Worth for the bottom spot. Miami and San Diego are home to the most attractive people, the poll found.
Wow. Take that Philadelphia. It almost sounds like some anti-Philadelphia prank, but then again, there has to be a reason Philadelphia sports fans are so surly.
On the plus side, they may not be alive much longer. Philadelphia’s also got the highest homicide rate. So a bunch of fat, unpleasant, ugly, murderers that don’t know anything beyond Philly and dress in khaki shorts and fanny packs because they’re so not stylish. Sounds like an accurate representation to me.
they also lead the country in cheering for paralysis of prominent wide receivers.
Philly is the city of brotherly love. Only trouble is the brothers are Cain and Abel.
As a Redskins fan, I’m expected to hate the Cowboys most of all. Not me. Due to their fans, the Eagles are my very least favorite team.
Philly jawns gotta set the record straight… proof that we’re hot!
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