Sep.13.2007 The September 13 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with booze, cocaine, and calling your kids since my dad backstage at a Poison concert when I was five.

–Britney Spears was ALLEGEDLY drinking, snorting coke, and unable to reach her kids before her VMA failure. Okay, hopefully this is the last Spears-related item until she dies next Thursday because this is ridiculous. [Snarky Gossip]

–Was Beyonce painted topless by some dude? What is this, the Renaissance? I don’t know if I can handle my nudity in paintings…just seems like a real step backwards. [IDLYITW]

–Roy Jones Jr attempts to promote an upcoming fight against Felix Trinidad by joining a frat. Nothing in that sentence makes sense to me. [100% Injury Rate]

–David Beckham’s announcing soccer games because he’s hurt and gay. This has to be the best $250 million that MLS has ever spent. [Awful Announcing]

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